// If you need to use double-quote " marks, you *must* precede each
// double-quote with a backslash \... otherwise the script will break.

var Quotation=new Array()
Quotation[0] = "There is a difference between being alone and being lonely."
Quotation[1] = "Nothing is obvious to the uninformed."
Quotation[2] = "Every value statement is based on a presumption.<br />Question the presumption's validity."
Quotation[3] = "Lighting a candle creates a shadow."
Quotation[4] = "There are two types of people in this world: <br />those who do and those who let them."
Quotation[5] = "When a person complains about a characteristic of another, it is often something within themselves they dislike."
Quotation[6] = "Solipsists of the world unite!"
Quotation[7] = "This space intentionally left blank."
Quotation[8] = "Nobody ever says anything unless:<br />1) there is a reason to say it, and<br />2) an audience who could hear it (directly or indirectly)."
Quotation[9] = "The word 'but' in a sentence tends to mean the information before the 'but' sounds nice and is not important to the speaker."
Quotation[10] = "The word 'they,' as in 'they say...' is a way for someone to state their own feelings without saying they are including themselves."
Quotation[11] = "A good relationship is when both peoples' goals are to satisfy the needs and desires of the other person."
Quotation[12] = "There is no such thing as a free lunch.<br />Someone, sometime must pay."
Quotation[13] = "One man's trash is another man's treasure."
Quotation[14] = "When the student is ready, the master appears."
Quotation[15] = "People who feel; see the world as a tragedy.<br />People who think; see a comedy."
Quotation[16] = "Worry is a way we tell ourselves that we care about someone or something, and that we have no control over it or its safety."
Quotation[17] = "Guilt is the tension we feel to change our past, present or future for someone else's sake."
Quotation[18] = "Nothing valueable is lost by taking your time."
Quotation[19] = "Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it."
Quotation[20] = "I shall pass through this world but once.<br />Any good, therefore, that I can do to anyone, <br />let me do it now, <br />for I shall not pass this way again."
Quotation[21] = "Objectivity is multiple subjectivities."
Quotation[22] = "Lucky is a lazy man's excuse for another man's success."
Quotation[23] = "People wear masks.  The mask usually appears as the opposite of what the wearer believes they look like."
Quotation[24] = "The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice; can our students make these choices in our classrooms? <br />To be human is to err; do we encourage risk or do we punish mistakes?"
Quotation[25] = "Man seeks out to destroy what he does not understand."
Quotation[26] = "Perception <I>is</I> reality to those not willing to pay the higher price of truth."
Quotation[27] = "When two people argue, the words have nothing to do with what is at issue."
Quotation[28] = "Change does not equal loss.<br />Change equals change."
Quotation[29] = "Nature's medicine:<br /><ul><li>sleep</li><li>laughter</li><li>tears</li></ul>"
Quotation[30] = "The cure for boredom is curiosity.<br />There is no cure for curiosity."
Quotation[31] = "Do not seek to follow in the steps of buddha, seek what he sought."
Quotation[32] = "The person who is the most difficult to forgive: oneself."
Quotation[33] = "A cup is neither half-empty nor half-full.  It is always full: half with liquid and half with air."
Quotation[34] = "If you think you are leading, and nobody follows, then you are simply on a long walk."
Quotation[35] = "Mind over Matter:<br />If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Quotation[36] = "Lack of planning on their part does not constitute an emergency on my part."
Quotation[37] = "Stress arises from the conflict of two, mutually-exclusive, desires.  The cure is to choose one over the other. (see also: guilt)"
Quotation[38] = "There are only two things we must do:<br />die and make choices."

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// The actual code that writes the saying.
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var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));

function showQuotation()
{
    document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);
}

showQuotation();