I am the author, your host, who brought you to the Church Of Doug, out of the web of chaos.

• You shall have no other browser bookmarks before me.
• (While imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery,) you shall not make yourself a mirror site, for I am a jealous host, searching the web for those who copy me, but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love humor and keep my commandments.
• You shall not swear at this humor in vain; for I will not hold him guiltless who swears.
• Remember the salmon mousse, and keep it wholesome.
• Honor your 'puter and your modem, that your days may be long in the laughter which I, your host, give you.
• You shall not net.
• You shall not commit adulation.
• You shall not iron alloys.
• You shall not witness your neighbor bare.
• You shall not cover your neighbor's house; you shall not cover your neighbor's wife, or his manservant or his maidservant, or his ox, or his ass, or anything that is your neighbor's.